Even God Enjoys a Laugh

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:            

1. He called everyone brother 

2. He liked Gospel 

3. He didn't get a fair trial  

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 

1. He went into His Father's business 

2. He lived at home until he was 33 

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure He was God

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 

1. He talked with His hands 

2. He had wine with His meals 

3. He used olive oil 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 

1. He never cut His hair 

2. He walked around barefoot all the time 

3. He started a new religion 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 

1. He was at peace with nature 

2. He ate a lot of fish 

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 

1. He never got married

2. He was always telling stories 

3. He loved green pastures 

 

But the most compelling evidence of all: 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 

1. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food 

2. She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 

3. Even when She was dead, She had to get up because there was still work to do 

 

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